10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth