10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Those eggs smell delicious!