10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson