10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Fold and live to fold again
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com