10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?