10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.