10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha