10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "No river, no fish."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• It's Free To Fold...
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson