10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'