10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- im going to 2 out you to death
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders