10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."