10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.