10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed