10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer