10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.