10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger