10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is for loners.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.