10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)