10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim