10 Random Poker Quotes

How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
" The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.