10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-