10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed