10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.