10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."