10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."