10 Random Poker Quotes
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- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.