10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "No river, no fish."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Fold and live to fold again
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."