10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves