10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
 - I don't want to be called a good loser.  A good loser is still a loser.  
-Stu Unger
 - "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
 - "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
 - A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
 - A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
 - never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
 - Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
 - When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
 - "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event