10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury