10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"