10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris