10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."