10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.