10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright