10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers