10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."