10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Fold and live to fold again
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth