10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is for loners.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "No river, no fish."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.