10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha