10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."