10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."