10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Fold and live to fold again
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel