10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio