10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Fold and live to fold again
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.