10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com