10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.