10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon