10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs