10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion